So here you are, disappointed and in shock. After hearing the entire country jump on the Cowboys bandwagon last week, you began to believe, not just hope. You may not have said it, but you expected to see your team in the Super Bowl. You planned on savoring three more weeks of glory. And then the unthinkable happened, and you watched an old man rise to the challenge as your team went down in flames.
Let’s not hold onto the pain. Assuming you’d rather do ANYTHING else than watch the remaining weeks of football in abject bitterness, we’ve assembled a crack team of specialists to help you recover. Unfortunately, they all turned out to be Vikings fans and abandoned us en route to DPS headquarters, so I had to throw together a list of things to do in hopes of helping you make it over the hump.
8 Things You Can Do Now that the Cowboys Season is Officially Over
ONE: Wear clothes to church that actually DON’T embarrass your wife (no more jerseys)
My wife would kill me
TWO: Hunt down a new and interesting podcast to entertain you on the drive home
I think I've found my answer
THREE: Read a…a….GASP!… a… BOOK!
Who writes this stuff anyway?
FOUR: Start a blog about how the Mavericks are going to choke again this year
FIVE: Play the Madden NFL 10 over and over and over again as you drop kick Favre into oblivion
SIX: Go back to reading the newspaper (for those of you dinosaurs who still do) strictly for the comic strips
SEVEN: Find someone in a worse situation than you are and be grateful you’re not them
Texas Governor Rick Perry
EIGHT: Take a vacation. You deserve it. Try Cabo. I hear it’s great.
Romo, Witten, and company in Cabo last year
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I probably should have added #9: Start up Therapy.